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this guy liked my friend in my core class. and my friend liked him back and they wanted me to wing them for each other but I told them bad stuff about each other and he had a girlfriend so I became friends with his girl to and steal him. I told her parents she's given brain and they sent her back to vietnam and now he's my prom date & we're fucking oops.

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